THE 'SUNDAY FUNNIES' THAT AREN'T NECESSARILY THAT FUNNY AT ALL...

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Today is the return of the "SUNDAY FUNNIES" feature here on the blog, though admittedly, the way in which blowhard Marvin conducts himself in life, and especially on the drag racing internet, the situation isn't necessarily that, ahem, funny at all-- As a matter of fact, Marvin's type of behavior often has negative consequences for the drag racing scene... As Courtney Force and Leah Pritchett have recently recorded the most blistering time slips in their respective classes of Funny Car and Top Fuel, this causes windbag Marvin to express his befuddled discontent with the whole situation. You see, Marvin's thoughts are that driving a race car is a man's job, and women only belong in short-shorts and high heels, working as back-up girls for the men. (To be clear, there's nothing wrong with women being back-up girls, as a matter of fact, it's part of this sport's rich history and colorful culture, however, women are also deserving of the opportunity to drive the cars and compete at the wheel). Marvin is miserably uncomfortable with the concept of ladies like Leah and Courtney driving their race cars faster and quicker than the men. To Marvin, women were put on this earth so that he can constantly harass and bully them. Marvin is one of those snerts on the internet who tries so bloody hard to rile up trouble... When dorks like Marvin get behind their computer keyboard, and just type negativity with their fingers, it never results in anything positive for the drag racing community, because we don't need the blowhard brand of debbie-downer dingbat dissent, that fools like Marvin dispense 24/7 on the internet. I do hope that some will take this lesson to heart, because it's a lesson that needs to be learned by those who constantly pollute the drag racing internet with endless oodles of mindless negativity. Let's get smart in 2017. Let's work together to help make the drag racing internet a place where more people can enjoy it and be enriched and enlightened by it. Let's put an end to Marvin's brand of blowhard bullying...