TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... THE TRIP TO A PARALLEL UNIVERSE NEW ENGLAND STRIP ALREADY GETS OFF TO A 'FISHY' START???...

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Break the conventional chains which bind you to the belief that the only things in this world that exist are those we're able to touch and see in daylight. Ever heard of quantum physics?-- Many credible physicists and scientists from the world's most prestigious of learning institutions now believe that parallel universes exist all around us-- We are likely surrounded by spectacular space, time, energy, and matter anomalies that boggle the brain, proving that what was once thought to be fantasy and fiction, can now be believed as truth and fathomable fact ... We offer you a slice of hard science, combined with sporadic sprinklings of paranormal phenomena, as we here at Drag Racing Underground, proudly present to you... TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... Step out of the narrow-minded mist that encircles those who wear their stagnate skepticism like an outdated peach-colored leisure suit, and allow yourself the freedom to follow the adventures of drag racing's infinite and most indestructible spirit... Pull up a chair, toss your inhibitions aside, and ride along with one Sebastian Conrad, strong spirited eternal speed freak extraordinaire.

Last week's episode told of how our favorite metaphysical/afterlife drag racing dream team were home at their heavenly living compound & racing operations base... "I've received our next assignment from the execs at the Heavenly Drag Racing Association." said leader Larry Lamb, "We're going to time travel to a Super Stock event situated in the 1960s."... "Alright!!" exclaimed an enthused Fred The Wrench, "I love working my mechanical skills on the Stockers!"... "What's the purpose of this mission?" squawked Peter The Parrot... Larry replied "We're supposed to snoop around to investigate if a drag strip is actually a corrupt front for a sinister seafood operation, that gets all its product by illegally poaching from legitimate, honest, hardworking  fishermen."... "Are we going to some strip located along a coastline for this assignment?" inquired Maria... "Yes, Maria," replied Larry, "somewhere in the New England area, though it's in a obscure parallel universe of the drag racing afterlife."... "I hate poachers!!" blurts Fred, "They steal from those who do their business legitimately."...  "This should certainly prove to be an interesting and challenging mission" said Sebastian, "And I look forward to getting back in the driver's seat."...

"We're assigned to break up a suspected seafood poaching operation that's using a drag strip as a business front." states Larry Lamb with authority.... "Gotcha, boss." says Fred The Wrench, "I'll go find a vintage Stocker we can teleport with us to the track."... "Good, Fred." replies Larry Lamb, "The rest of you, get yourselves prepared in wardrobe and accessories to teleport to the mid-1960s metaphysical time frame"... "YES, SIR!!" collectively responds our do-gooder crew, as they then scatter about and start hustling to gather up all the things they'll need for their assigned mission... About 15 minutes elapses, Fred and Peter push a blue  '64 aluminum hemi Plymouth Belvedere to the compound's teleportation station, as the rest of the crew also step into the teleportation station and ready to time travel through the celestial sauce of the drag racing afterlife to their new assignment... Larry Lamb activates dials on the teleportation station's control panel and commences countdown "5-4-3-2-1!!"... Then in a flash of bright magenta light, our gang and the Super Stock Plymouth Belvedere dissolve in molecular matter and subsequently materialize in a discreet blind spot, out of general view, behind an alternative dimension's New England drag strip's souvenir stand...

"This place smells weird." says Sebastian, "There's a strong scent of burning rubber mixed with a barrage of various seafood smells."... "Ah," replies Larry Lamb, "perhaps that's our very first clue that there's something 'fishy' going on around here-- pun intended of course!"... "Well, let's get our car to tech inspection and do what we must to get race ready" blurts Fred The Wrench... "I'm glad I wore my straight-leg double-stitch dungarees" interjects Maria, "I seem to fit in just right with what the other gals are wearing here at this strip."... Our crew arrive in line at the track's tech booth, among a bevy of staunch looking Stockers. A rotund and sloppy track official who reeks of low-tide odors approaches our team, "Hey, I ain't ever seen you folks here before. My name's Blowfish Billy, 'cause as you can plainly see, my face kinda resembles a blowfish. I'm the tech inspector. That's quite a sharp looking Belvedere race car you strangers brought with you."... "Uh, yeah, thanks." says Fred The Wrench with apprehension... As the clam-scented cretin who calls himself 'Blowfish Billy' gives the car a once over, it's quickly apparent that Billy's pant pockets are filled with soggy clams and oysters...

"So, my dear man," Larry Lamb politely addresses Billy, "I can't help notice that your pockets are stuffed with what appears to be an ample surplus of seafood."... "What's it to ya?" comes back Blowfish Billy in a less than cordial, even somewhat suspicious manner... "Oh, I don't know," replies Larry, in an attempt to sound naive and unassuming, "we might possibly be interested in purchasing some seafood to bring home and cook up after we win this race."... Blowfish Billy has his head inspecting under the hood of the Belvedere, and then peers directly into Larry Lamb's eyes and says, "Win this race?? Maybe you out-of towners best focus your efforts on trying to go some rounds first, before you think you're gonna win this event!! And put the idea of anything to do with seafood out of your busybody, nosy minds for now, especially you, you woolly-faced lamb of a man!! The Super Stock competition around here can be tough! And I can guarantee you that the other regular  racers and track personal here don't necessarily take very kindly to outsiders and strangers like yourselves!!!"... "Okay, okay." replies a perplexed Larry Lamb, "I get it. You don't take very kindly to newbies around here, Billy."... "That's dang right!!" Blowfish Billy says as a tinge of anger slants his brow, then he adds, "Your car looks alright. It'll pass tech inspection today. I strongly suggest you all get it up to the staging lanes right now and make a time shot, because first round starts in less than an hour. And mind your own darn business if you make conversation with any of the locals!!! Nobody much appreciates curious snoopers asking questions!!!! Understand?!?!"...

 

 Yes, my dear friends, this is the mysterious mind-bending-hereafter rebirth, and puzzling parallel universe relocation of the bewildering being, energy, and entity we call THE PHANTOM RACER... Tech inspector Blowfish Billy has made it clear that the folks at this New England track located in an obscure parallel universe, don't take very kindly to strangers, especially strangers who ask curious questions!! It's already become apparent that this drag strip has something to do with seafood, and quite possibly seafood that comes from an illegal poaching operation!! BUT it's also now obvious that our crew have to conduct any further snooping and investigating with careful discretion, because if they show too much of a collective inquiring mind, they might find themselves in trouble!! Will our do-gooders be able to successfully crack this case?!? Will they be able to go rounds in the Super Stock competition and win the event?!?! WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT?!?!?... What's in store for our drag racing paranormal dream team as they continue to embark on unpredictable drag racing adventures throughout the parallel universes??... Can they all hold it together and successfully champion the powers of good??... Or will they fall victim to evil entities they cannot control???... These are just a few of the mind-twisting questions to be answered in future action-packed episodes of TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER!!... There's more paranormal mystical and maniacal drag race mayhem coming your way!!... You definitely do not want to miss it...

Stay tuned next Wednesday for a new chapter of the serial paranormal drama series we call TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... Be sure that YOU follow the story of Sebastian Conrad... Bookmark this page and BE HERE every Wednesday!!... You can read prior episodes of TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER by simply clicking on the 'DOC'S BLOG' link that's conveniently located atop this page, and then scrolling to her Wednesday blog installments (because this series is published here each and every Wednesday). All characters appearing in this series are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER story and imagery are copyright 2017 DRAG RACING UNDERGROUND.