TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... THE EERIE ENTITY GETS CRAFTILY CRATED AND THEN TELEPORTED TO FACE JUSTICE?!?...

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Break the conventional chains which bind you to the belief that the only things in this world that exist are those we're able to touch and see in daylight. Ever heard of quantum physics?- Many credible physicists and scientists from the world's most prestigious of learning institutions now believe that parallel universes exist all around us-- We are likely surrounded by spectacular space, time, energy, and matter anomalies that boggle the brain, proving that what was once thought to be fantasy and fiction, can now be believed as truth and fathomable fact...  We offer you a slice of hard science, combined with sporadic sprinklings of paranormal phenomena, as we here at Drag Racing Underground, proudly present to you... TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... Step out of the narrow-minded mist that encircles those who wear their stagnate skepticism like an outdated peach-colored leisure suit, and allow yourself the freedom to follow the adventures of drag racing's infinite and most indestructible spirit of the afterlife... Pull up a chair, toss your inhibitions aside, and ride along with one Sebastian Conrad, strong spirited eternal speed freak extraordinaire. 


Last week's episode told of how our favorite metaphysical/afterlife drag racing dream team were back at home base after successfully completing another covert celestial assignment for the Heavenly Drag Racing Association. As our group materialized home in the teleportation receiving area, they noticed a sinister shadowy figure rummaging through Larry Lamb's desk... Sebastian immediately took action, running and then jumping the dark figure... "WHERE THE HECK DID IT GO?!?" shouted Sebastian as the eerie entity abruptly vanished from visual sight... "Oh dear," sighed Larry Lamb while checking his desk, "It looks like the creature swiped my recent 'Goals and Aspirations Report' that I prepared for our superiors at the Heavenly Drag Racing Association. As an agent from the darkside, as I'm sure that creature most certainly is, we can count on those creeps now having a clear outline of our present and future objectives if that information winds up in their corrupt hands--This is NOT good!!"... "What a lousy welcoming home for us!!" squawked Peter The Parrot... "Darn, just when we was lookin' forward to relaxin a little bit!" blurted Fred The Wrench "I'll betcha that creepy spirit must have been a stowaway with that crated Chevy big block motor over there, the one that got delivered here while we was gone on assignment. I ordered it from a questionable speed shop operation that's been recently rumored to harbor some spirits from the darkside in their shipping department. I should have known better than to purchase any motor or parts from them!!!"...

"Aw, c'mon guys," says Maria in an attempt of try to comfort her cohorts, "I'll make some soothing celestial tea-- and a black coffee for Fred, 'cause we all know that Fred doesn't like to drink tea."... Our do-gooders walk into the kitchen lounge, sit down, and Maria begins brewing tea and coffee at the counter... Larry reaches for some Lorna Doone cookies for dunking, and speaks with steadfast seriousness, "I'll bet you that whatever that dark shadow creature actually is-- he, she, or it, is most likely STILL HERE and hiding somewhere!"... Then a loud and ghastly howl reverberates from the adjoining dyno room!!!... "WWWHAT IS IT?!?!?" screams Maria as she nervously spills a tray of hot tea all over Larry's plate of Lorna Doone cookies... "THIS IS A SEVERE RED ALERT SITUATION!!!" shouts Sebastian as everyone stares at the sinister entity... This is easily the most dire case of an unwanted intruder penetrating what's supposed to be the secure confines of our team's living space and racing operations... "THAT GOOEY GHOUL JUST SLIPPED LARRY'S TOP SECRET  REPORT PAPERS INTO A SLIT LOCATED ON THE TOP OF HIS HORRIFYING HEAD!!!" squawks a petrified Peter The Parrot...

"NOW ALL YOUR PLANS TO FIGHT MY ASSOCIATES OF THE DARKSIDE ARE ENTERED INTO MY BRAIN'S MEMORY SAVING ORIFICE!!!!-- AND I WILL NOW RETURN TO MY LEADERS,  AND PLOT THE IMMEDIATE DEMISE OF YOU GEEKY GEARHEAD DO-GOODERS!!!" shouts the imposing creature with added amplified vocal ambiguity!!!... "YOU ARE NOT GOING TO  ESCAPE HERE WITH ALL THAT VALUABLE SENSITIVE INFORMATION!!!" responds Sebastian as he  transforms into full blown  'Phantom' mode "I'LL STOP YOU IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO!!!!".... Fred The Wrench musters the strength to grab the empty crate that was used to ship the engine and eerie entity stowaway, and quickly hands it over to Sebastian... Then Sebastian lifts the crate up and tosses it with finesse, so it winds up landing on and enclosing the dastardly intruder of the drag racing afterlife's darkside... The creature causes the heavy crate to vibrate violently as it belches out loud cries of angered containment!! Our crew collectively push the crated beast to the teleportation station. Larry Lamb activates the teleportation console, sending the monster directly to the Heavenly Drag Racing Association's central booking and enforcement bureau...

After the demon disappears, Maria subsequently sighs with relief and gains her composure "What do you say we all try to do tea and coffee one more time??"... Fred The Wrench wipes his brow and blurts "I'm exhausted from fighting the low lifes of the darkside!!"... Sebastian chimes in "We'll all feel better after we unwind and decompress our rattled senses."... "I'm sure ready for some relaxation!!" squawks Peter The Parrot... "Yes, we all need a break. Let's open up a fresh box of Lorna Doone cookies and engage in some pleasant discussion and reflection." adds the distinguished sounding Larry Lamb  "We have paid a lot of tough do-gooder dues over recent days and deserve a break."... "YOU SAID IT, BOSS!!" squawks Peter The Parrot, "I'M DOWNRIGHT POOPED OUT!!"... Everyone shares a collective laugh at Peter's candid remark, then they assemble in a heartfelt group hug. Everyone seems thankful to be back home and secure. For a moment, it does appear that they'll be able to enjoy a stint of easy living. The harmony our group feels between each other is that of a warm and fuzzy nature. They go through such trying times in their quest to bring civility in the face of the darkside's frequent and tormenting efforts of evil. Just like in the mortal world, the afterlife still maintains a struggle between the forces of good and evil. It can be a tiring fight to endure. We are so proud that our crew never waver in their mission of do-gooder oriented celestial based civility enforcement. They prove time and time again that their dedication to fighting the good fight and upholding justice, is their sole selfless enduring goal of their drag racing afterlife...

 

Yes, my dear friends, this is the mysterious mind-bending-hereafter rebirth, and puzzling parallel universe relocation of the bewildering being, energy, and entity we call THE PHANTOM RACER... Yes, we sure are proud of our crew's unwavering dedication to serving the mission of good will and justice in the ever expanding and unpredictable drag racing afterlife. Fortunately our gang were able to re-crate the intruder from the darkside and teleport him to justice. If the ghoul would have been able to return to his darkside base with all the sensitive information in his head (literally and figuratively), the result could have been devastating for our do-gooders. Now they have some peace-- uh, but for how long?!?!? Moments of peace and tranquility are usually short lived in this ongoing metaphysical serial series!!!! WHAT THE HECK IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT?!?!?... What's in store for our drag racing paranormal dream team as they continue to embark on unpredictable drag racing adventures throughout the parallel universes??... Can they all hold it together and successfully champion the powers of good??... Or will they fall victim to evil entities they cannot control???... These are just a few of the mind-twisting questions to be answered in future action-packed episodes of TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER!!... There's more paranormal mystical and maniacal drag race mayhem coming your way!!... You definitely do not want to miss it...

Stay tuned next Wednesday for a new chapter of the serial paranormal drama series we call TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... Be sure that YOU follow the story of Sebastian Conrad... Bookmark this page and BE HERE every Wednesday!!... You can read prior episodes of TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER by simply clicking on the 'DOC'S BLOG' link that's conveniently located atop this page, and then scrolling to her Wednesday blog installments (because this series is published here each and every Wednesday). All characters appearing in this series are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER story and imagery are copyright 2017 DRAG RACING UNDERGROUND.