TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... A DRAG STRIP THAT'S A PHONY FRONT FOR AN ILLEGAL SEAFOOD POACHING OPERATION?!?...

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Break the conventional chains which bind you to the belief that the only things in this world that exist are those we're able to touch and see in daylight. Ever heard of quantum physics?-- Many credible physicists and scientists from the world's most prestigious of learning institutions now believe that parallel universes exist all around us-- We are likely surrounded by spectacular space, time, energy, and matter anomalies that boggle the brain, proving that what was once thought to be fantasy and fiction, can now be believed as truth and fathomable fact ... We offer you a slice of hard science, combined with sporadic sprinklings of paranormal phenomena, as we here at Drag Racing Underground, proudly present to you... TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... Step out of the narrow-minded mist that encircles those who wear their stagnate skepticism like an outdated peach-colored leisure suit, and allow yourself the freedom to follow the adventures of drag racing's infinite and most indestructible spirit... Pull up a chair, toss your inhibitions aside, and ride along with one Sebastian Conrad, strong spirited eternal speed freak extraordinaire.

Last week's episode told of how our favorite metaphysical/afterlife drag racing dream team were home at their heavenly living compound & racing operations base. Fred The Wrench just recently returned from a successful solo assignment, posing undercover as a traveling celestial carpet salesman, teleported to the executive offices of the Darkside Drag Racing Association (D.D.R.A.). Evidently the brass of the Heavenly Drag Racing Association (H.D.R.A.), selected Fred, to covertly infiltrate the offices of their drag racing afterlife adversaries, in order to find out whether or not the 'cover-up' that was initiated to erase all memory of Larry Lamb paying a hefty bribe managed to stick solid among their enemy-- Fortunately, Fred managed to find out rather quickly, that the cover-up DID in fact work. As you know, Larry Lamb paid a big bribe to Druscula Fusscula, the officiator of the corrupt international world legislators, who would have banned drag racing in the year 3000, had not Larry come up with a mammoth-sized bribe to save the sport from mass extinction. The bribe weighed heavily on our group, because they never paid a bribe before. Paying the bribe caused controversy among our crew, due to what can admittedly be perceived as a morally and ethically questionable strategy...

"I''m so glad you teleported me out of the offices of that slimy Darkside Drag Racing Association when you did!!!" blurts a relieved Fred The Wrench, "It was becoming a very dire and dangerous situation!!!"..."You sure played a convincing role as a carpet salesman, Fred!" compliments Maria... "Congratulations, Fred!" says Larry Lamb, "I promise that on our next mission, no more undercover role playing for you, you'll only be playing your most favorite role of all, that of a top notch drag racing mechanic!!"... Fred The Wrench proceeds to wipe some nervous sweat off his brow, sighs, and says "That's the best darn thing I've heard you say in weeks, boss!! I've sure had enough of playing secret agent man!! I can't wait to start turning wrenches at the drag strip again!!!"... Our crew shares a warm group hug and celebrates their recent success against the dark forces of evil... "I'll make some of my special celestial tea, and we can all sit together at the kitchen table and unwind." says Maria, "And yes, Fred, I know that you don't want any of my celestial tea, you want a large cup of java, black. Right, Fred?."... "That's right, Maria. No offense to your tea brewing talents, but I do prefer black coffee." replies Fred... Everyone gets seated at the kitchen table, while Maria goes to the counter to prepare tea servings for Larry Lamb, Sebastian, Peter The Parrot and herself, and a cup of coffee for Fred...

"I've already received our next assignment from the executives at the Heavenly Drag Racing Association." says group leader Larry Lamb... "Oh really, boss?" says Sebastian, "What are we going to be doing next?"... "We're going to time travel to a Super Stock event situated in the 1960s." replies Larry... "Alright!!" exclaims an enthusiastic Fred, "I love wrenching the Stockers!"... "What's the purpose of the mission?" squawks Peter The Parrot... "We're supposed to snoop around and see if a drag strip is a corrupt front for a sinister seafood operation, that gets all its product by illegally poaching from legitimate, honest, hardworking  fishermen."... "So I assume we're going to some strip located along a coastline for this assignment?" inquires Maria as she pours tea and a coffee, and then sits down with the rest of the crew... Larry Lamb dunks a Lorna Doone cookie (his favorite kind of cookie) into his piping hot cup of tea and says, "Yes, Maria, we'll be near a shoreline in the New England area."...

"I hate poachers!!" blurts Fred, "They steal from those who try to do their business legitimately. Me and my pops used to go clamming back when I was a mortal kid on earth. Once when we were shucking clams together, I announced to my dad of my wantin' to be a racing wrench. I recall him looking me in the eye and telling me that would make him proud."... "That's a touching story, Fred." Maria says with sincerity... "I never went clamming, but me and my grandpappy used to dig for earthworms together in a bonding way." Sebastian speaks... "I feel like I'm sitting in the middle of the bait store!" squawks Peter The Parrot, "Is this turning into a fishing tale?!? If it is, I want me one of them hats with all the fishing lures pinned to it!!"... "Ya thinks I could get a pair of fishing waders??" asks Fred... "Hold on, hold on, everyone." interjects Larry with distinguished authority "We're assigned to break up a seafood poaching operation that's using a drag strip as a phony front. We're NOT going to be fishing. We're going to be competing in a Stocker event, while keeping our eyes and ears open for anything that might lead to busting up a lowlife poacher operation."... Everyone absorbs what Larry just said, and straighten up their composure, and begin procedures to embark on their first on-track drag racing assignment in months... "I hear ya, boss." says Fred, "I'll go find a vintage Stocker to bring to the track."... "Good, Fred." replies Larry Lamb, "The rest of you, get yourselves well prepared to teleport to the 1960s. I have a gut feeling that this is going to be an intense assignment that we're going to have to be on the top of our game for!!"... "YES, SIR!!" collectively responds our do-gooder crew, as they scatter about and start hustling to gather up all the things they'll need for their newly assigned metaphysical mission...

 

 Yes, my dear friends, this is the mysterious mind-bending-hereafter rebirth, and puzzling parallel universe relocation of the bewildering being, energy, and entity we call THE PHANTOM RACER... Fred The Wrench successfully completed the covert operation of finding out whether or not the 'cover up' of the bribe incident stuck with the dark side of the drag racing afterlife. But before anyone can really catch their breath and put their feet up, it's already time to embark on another important assignment. Can this corrupt drag strip, that's allegedly a phony front for an illegal seafood poaching operation be cracked?? Will our crew be capable of busting things up and bringing law and order to the situation?? How will our gang fair in the Stocker competition??  WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT?!?!?... What's in store for our drag racing paranormal dream team as they continue to embark on unpredictable drag racing adventures throughout the parallel universes??... Can they all hold it together and successfully champion the powers of good??... Or will they fall victim to evil entities they cannot control???... These are just a few of the mind-twisting questions to be answered in future action-packed episodes of TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER!!... There's more paranormal mystical and maniacal drag race mayhem coming your way!!... You definitely do not want to miss it...

Stay tuned next Wednesday for a new chapter of the serial paranormal drama series we call TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... Be sure that YOU follow the story of Sebastian Conrad... Bookmark this page and BE HERE every Wednesday!!... You can read prior episodes of TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER by simply clicking on the 'DOC'S BLOG' link that's conveniently located atop this page, and then scrolling to her Wednesday blog installments (because this series is published here each and every Wednesday). All characters appearing in this series are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER story and imagery are copyright 2017 DRAG RACING UNDERGROUND.