TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... A CREEPY, CHILLED AND ICY COMET BASED DRAG RACE OF DASDARDLY DIABOLICAL CONSEQUENCE?!?...

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Break the conventional chains which bind you to the belief that the only things in this world that exist are those we're able to touch and see in daylight. Ever heard of quantum physics?- Many credible physicists and scientists from the world's most prestigious of learning institutions now believe that parallel universes exist all around us-- We are likely surrounded by spectacular space, time, energy, and matter anomalies that boggle the brain, proving that what was once thought to be fantasy and fiction, can now be believed as truth and fathomable fact... We offer you a slice of hard science, combined with sporadic sprinklings of paranormal phenomena, as we here at Drag Racing Underground, proudly present to you...TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER...Step out of the narrow-minded mist that encircles those who wear their stagnate skepticism like an outdated peach-colored leisure suit, and allow yourself the freedom to follow the adventures of drag racing's infinite and most indestructible spirit of the afterlife... Pull up a chair, toss your inhibitions aside, and ride along with one Sebastian Conrad, strong spirited eternal speed freak extraordinaire. 


Last week's episode told of how our favorite metaphysical/afterlife drag racing dream team were together at their Heavenly Drag Racing Association sanctioned residence/racing compound. Crew leader Larry Lamb addressed his subordinates  "Our first mission of this New Year is one of the most, if not THE MOST challenging we've ever been assigned by our superiors of the Heavenly Drag Racing Association!"... "How so, boss?" blurted Fred The Wrench... Larry Lamb replied "We're assigned to compete in a Top Fuel matchrace, on a volatile comet that's being directed through space by the Darkside Drag Racing Association-- a corrupted comet being navigated to eventually collide with the earth and cause a cataclysmic event!"... "A cataclysmic event'??"  said Sebastian... "The objective of the darkside drag racers is to have the comet hit planet earth and blow it up!" came back Larry Lamb... A tense Maria spoke "So we have to teleport to the comet, run a Top Fuel matchrace, AND figure out a plan to overcome the darkside creeps, and THEN, somehow redirect the comet's projection so that it DOESN'T hit and destroy planet earth?!?" ... "Precisely." responded Larry Lamb "We've got our work cut out for us with this one."...

"Don't all the darkside creeps realize that if the comet collides with earth, with them on it, it'd make a mess of them??" squawks Peter The Parrot... "They don't care if they become carnage themselves." replies Larry "They're such a demented bunch of sadists, that they get their kicks that way."...  "Me and Peter will go in the shop and pick out a dragster for the mission. Is it a front engine or rear engine situation?" asks Fred The Wrench... "Front Engine," replies Larry, "It's a time-traveling, circa 1960 drag racing scene, in a twisted time-warped extraterrestrial environment."... Fred and Peter go fetch a dragster... "Maybe we can get the comet to change course by using metaphysical telekinesis." chimes in Maria, "I'll research a chant."... "Hop to it." replies Larry, "We have to teleport out soon, in order to arrive on the comet in time to make the race, and then have time left over to subdue the darkside ghouls, and change the comet's projection."... "How much prep time do we have?" asks Maria... "Ten minutes!" replies Larry with urgency... Everyone hustles, readying themselves for the assignment. Sebastian grabs his gear. Maria runs to look up a chant... Larry Lamb double checks for the exact location and precise logistics for executing teleportation to the comet and shouts  "LET'S GET A MOVE ON, CREW!!!! WE ARE TELEPORTING OUT OF HERE IN MATTER OF MINUTES!!!" MOVE IT!!!!"...

Minutes elapse and the gang with their blown, trick lightweight, 108-inch wheelbase digger are all assembled at the teleportation station. Larry Lamb activates teleportation countdown "5-4-3-2-1!"... A bright flash of magenta light, and the gang are gone... Seconds later, our crew and their car materialize behind the concession stand on a supersonic comet, with an eerie drag strip facility smack in the center of it... Our gang are aghast by what they immediately see... "Look at all these ghastly snow creatures." says Maria in a muted, cautious tone... "Yes," replies Larry Lamb "comets are fundamentally icy combinations of rock, dust and space debris."... "These snow creatures don't look anything like Frosty The Snowman." squawks Peter The Parrot..."They look like sinister snowmen and snowwomen from your worst nightmare." adds Sebastian... "There's a nasty chill in the air" blurts Fred The Wrench "not going to be easy tuning our dragster for this race."... A cryptic looking snow creature carrying a clipboard approaches our team and vocalizes in a gurgling fashion,  "Hi, I'm Rosco, the event director. You interstellar beings sure look different. Never seen your type around here before. We're kicking off first round soon. Get ready to rumble!! Hee Hee Hee."...

 

Yes, my dear friends, this is the mysterious mind-bending-hereafter rebirth, and puzzling parallel universe relocation of the bewildering being, energy, and entity we call THE PHANTOM RACER...  The very first mission of the New Year sure has a chilly and creepy feel to it. How will our do-gooders handle the sinister snow creatures from the drag racing afterlife's darkside who are occupying this comet en route to intended doom of the earth?!? How is Fred The Wrench going to tune their digger for the icy extraterrestrial environment?!?! CAN OUR DO-GOODER GANG GAIN CONTROL OF THE COMET'S NAVIGATION AND DIVERT DOOM?!?! WE'RE DEFINITELY ALL WAITING WITH BATED BREATH TO SEE HOW THIS PLAYS OUT!!!! WHAT THE HECK IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT?!?!?... What's in store for our drag racing paranormal dream team as they continue to embark on unpredictable drag racing adventures throughout the parallel universes??... Can they all hold it together and successfully champion the powers of good??... Or will they fall victim to evil entities they cannot control???... These are just a few of the mind-twisting questions to be answered in future action-packed episodes of TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER!!... There's more paranormal mystical and maniacal drag race mayhem coming your way!!... You definitely do not want to miss it...

Stay tuned next Wednesday for a new chapter of the serial paranormal drama series we call TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... Be sure that YOU follow the story of Sebastian Conrad... Bookmark this page and BE HERE every Wednesday!!... You can read prior episodes of TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER by simply clicking on the 'DOC'S BLOG' link that's conveniently located atop this page, and then scrolling to her Wednesday blog installments (because this series is published here each and every Wednesday). All characters appearing in this series are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER story and imagery are copyright 2018 DRAG RACING UNDERGROUND.