SIGNIFICANT BACKLASH FROM YESTERDAY'S HIGHLY CONTROVERSIAL "TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER" CHRISTMAS "BRIBE" EPISODE...

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From the number of emails we've received regarding yesterday's special Christmas edition of our popular TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER serial series, it appears that there's currently quite a backlash among some of you in reference to crew leader, Larry Lamb, paying a substantial bribe in order to save the sport of drag racing from permanent extinction in the year 3000... We certainly realize that Larry Lamb paying a bribe is without question a stark departure from his, and the rest of the crew's, usual beyond reproach, ultra-high standard of moral and ethical practices within the metaphysical drag racing paranormal universes, however, we decided to approve the concept of the bribe in yesterday's episode, to help educationally illustrate, how even in the case of exceptional "do-gooders", there are indeed rare occasions, when a "bribe" or some sort of under the table "pay off" is the only option when the clock is ticking, and a dire situation absolutely needs to be resolved in a swift and expedient manner that's most beneficial to society as a whole. We also believe the fact that half the money from the bribe is going to be spent helping the struggling working class, and poor of the year 3000, does somewhat justify Larry Lamb's bribing of crooked international dignitary Druscula Fusscula. We'll probably be discussing this matter further in tomorrow's FEEDBACK FRIDAY feature. We encourage you, our readers, to continue emailing us your thoughts and opinions regarding yesterday's controversial episode of TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER.  We always read and respect the input of our public. Thanks...