NEW PRESIDENTIAL ADMINISTRATION TO LIFT CURRENT "STREET RACING" BANS TO HELP GIVE A BOOST TO NATIONAL & LOCAL ECONOMIES?!?*...

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Rumors are circulating that the new presidential administration is seriously considering legalizing "street racing" in an effort to help boost the nation's economy. Sources claim that high-ups in the conservative, far-right administration are looking to deregulate the bans and current restricting laws that currently forbid "street racing" in America. The highest elected official of the executive branch has been quoted as saying, "Forbidding Americans the choice of racing on the streets is just another example of the liberal democrats' attempt to stifle our most fundamental freedoms and liberties. Just think of the tremendous growth our local economies can and will experience, if allowed to use our streets for racing, by charging participants and spectators an admission price dictated by the free market. The revenue can then go back into repairing potholes and our ailing infrastructure. This is just another change to the stagnate status quo that will help make America great again!"... While some opposition has sprung from racing sanctioning bodies and various motoring organizations, it is believed that the votes necessary to legalize "street racing" among Washington's newly empowered right-wing political contingent makes it a feasible possibility...

 

 

Will the new presidential administration REALLY be capable of lifting the longstanding ban on "street racing"??

*today's blog installment is an April fools parody piece