GUEST BLOGGER MARY MURRAY RETURNS... AND SHE'S SURE GOT SOMETHING SHE WANTS TO SAY TO ALL THE FORCE TEAM NAYSAYERS!!!...

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The management of Drag Racing Underground presents guest blogger Mary Murray. She's an opinionated woman from the northwest. Truth is that Doc is mighty busy of late with her Big Stick music duties and her sculpture pursuits, so we figure giving Mary a crack as a substitute blogger might be a good idea. Being that Drag Racing Underground is known as the strongest advocate for free speech among drag racing web sites, we're willing to give this outspoken lady a guest spot when Doc is too busy to blog. Please keep in mind that the thoughts and opinions expressed by Mary Murray with her MARY's MOUTHPIECE blog submissions do not necessarily reflect those of Drag Racing Underground. Without further ado, we give you Mary Murray...


HEY YOU GUYS!!! Wake up and smell the coffee! Drink the coffee and then have another cup on me. I'm Mary. I going to put my cards right on the table. I am happy as a kitty in a yarn warehouse to be able to communicate with you once again on the drag racing web page best known for insightful thought and unrestricted freedom of expression. My last appearance here caused what I've been told to be an "unprecedented amount of negative emails" sent to the Drag Racing Underground bosses. And I was told that many of the emails were of an "extremely severely angry nature"... Yes, I understand that when I express my opinions, they don't always jive with everyone else, but that's just how this bold lady rolls-- Anyways-- Today I want to share with you, all my unbridled joy for my hunk of a hero John Force's Racing Team. So many cynical, self-absorbed, know-it-all, wisecrackers are reported to write in to Drag Racing Underground continuously mocking me, and insisting that John Force and his team of racers are "all washed up", and should retire from drag racing and be "put out to pasture"-- HA!! I say!! That's phooey dooey huey balderdash!! 'Cause it just so happens that John "Brute" Force, even in his current elderly years, managed to finish a respectable 7th among the top ten Funny Car stars for NHRA's 2017 season... And oh, team member, and president of John Force Racing, Robert Hight, finished NUMBER ONE in the 2017 Funny Car points race, with his Auto Club of Southern California Chevrolet Camaro SS!! This is Hight's 2nd Mello Yello Funny Car championship!!... Courtney Force, one of John's three lovely daughters, finished an impressive third in the 2017 NHRA Funny Car points with her Advance Auto Parts Camaro. AND, let's not forget, the "baby" of John's three girls, Brittany Force, scored her very first NHRA Top Fuel Championship this season!!! That's right, Brittany, with the help of master mechanical whiz, Alan Johnson, and her crack Monster Energy drink crew, pulled out the top seat from under the butt of Steve Torrence, and made drag racing history. Brittany's the first woman to win an NHRA Top Fuel championship in decades!!!  Not too shabby, all you snooty smartypants naysayers!!! That sure doesn't sound like a team of "washed up" racers to me! John Force and his team still have the proverbial "right stuff" to go rounds and make it to the winner's circle -- even to the top of the heap championship spot in the case of Robert Hight and Brittany!!!... I want to end this here blog with a very special message for everyone. We all love cheap clothes and electronics bargains, but can we all please join the fight against overseas child slavery, and do our part to eliminate child slave labor in our lifetime. Thank you...