TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... FRED THE WRENCH AGREES TO USE ELECTRONICS TO TAKE ON THE BIG-DOLLAR GAMBLER GHOULS?!?...


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Break the conventional chains which bind you to the belief that the only things in this world that exist are those we're able to touch and see in daylight. Ever heard of quantum physics?- Many credible physicists and scientists from the world's most prestigious of learning institutions now believe that parallel universes exist all around us-- We are likely surrounded by spectacular space, time, energy, and matter anomalies that boggle the brain, proving that what was once thought to be fantasy and fiction, can now be believed as truth and fathomable fact...  We offer you a slice of hard science, combined with sporadic sprinklings of paranormal phenomena, as we here at Drag Racing Underground, proudly present to you... TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... Step out of the narrow-minded mist that encircles those who wear their stagnate skepticism like an outdated peach-colored leisure suit, and allow yourself the freedom to follow the adventures of drag racing's infinite and most indestructible spirit of the afterlife... Pull up a chair, toss your inhibitions aside, and ride along with one Sebastian Conrad, strong spirited eternal speed freak extraordinaire. 


Last week's episode told of how our favorite metaphysical/afterlife drag racing dream team were back at home base after successfully completing yet another covert celestial assignment for the Heavenly Drag Racing Association... "I have a question about a request that I submitted to you and the H.D.R.A. administration about a month ago, boss?" squawked Peter The Parrot to leader Larry Lamb... "What request would that be?" replied Larry... "My request that we try racing a bracket car with lots of those newfangled electronics thingees!!" Peter The Parrot squawked back "It's time for us to try racing and beating those big dollar bracket gambler ghouls with their wired-up rides stuffed with electronic boxes and gizmos!!"... "NOW WAIT ONE GOSH DARN MINUTE!!" interjected a visibly unsettled Fred The Wrench "I AINT'S GOT NO WANTIN' WHATSOEVER TO FABRICATE ONE OF OUR CARS WITH ELECTRONIC RACING BOXES AND GIZMOS!!"... "Ahhh, yer stuck in your own private geezer time tunnel, Fred!" squawked Peter The Parrot "You need to get with the times, Fred! Electronics is a big part of the current gambler ghoul drag racing scene!"... Sebastian interjected "You two guys have been arguing about electronics an awful lot lately, especially when you're working together in the shop! And the arguing has been getting fiercely heated!"...

Fred blurts "That's 'cause Peter's really pushing the idea of us going electronics racing, and that's got me spending sleepless nights, 'cause I ain't interested in putting little blinking boxes in any of our cars to go racing!!"... "GET WITH THE TIMES, FRED!!" squawks Peter The Parrot "YOUR OLD-FOGEY RACING WAYS NEED AN UPDATING MAKEOVER!!"... "MAKEOVER?!?" yells back an agitated Fred The Wrench "WHAT KIND OF WHIPPER-SNAPPER COCKEYED BIRD BABBLE IS THAT?!?!"... "Gentlemen, gentlemen," interjects Larry Lamb, as all our crew are seated at the kitchen table for a tea and coffee break "Take a deep breath and have a Lorna Doone cookie."... A borderline defiant Fred The Wrench stomps his boots "WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, BOSS, UH, I CAN'TS RELAX UNTIL YOU PROMISE ME THAT WE AINT'S GOIN' ELECTRONICS DRAG RACING!!! I'M FROM A TIME WHEN DRIVERS RACED FROM THE SEAT OF THEIR PANTS!!!!”... Larry Lamb dunks a Lorna Doone cookie into his tea, takes a pause and states "I do understand Peter wanting to go electronics racing just for the purpose of taking on those big-dollar gambling ghouls who exclusively compete using electronic gadgets. That's a part of the darkside drag racing afterlife scene that could use some serious busting up by us."... "Yeah!" concurs Peter The Parrot "Them bracket gambling ghouls need a serious whooping on the strip!!"... "Uh, well, okay, if you put it dat way," acquiesces Fred The Wrench "I guess we can install electronics in one of our cars and give it a try. I mean, I don't like to ever miss an opportunity to teach them darkside low-lifes a lesson on the drag strip."

It seems like everyone's in a better place emotionally now, a lot calmer than the mood was only mere minutes ago... "I can help wire those gadgets up." proclaims Sebastian "Back during my mortal years on earth, I was a bit of a ham radio freak, and I dabbled a little in electronics."... "Isn't bracket racing complicated?" Maria inquires after taking a sip of tea... "Well, I guess you could say that, Maria." responds Larry Lamb "There's 'dial-ins', 'breakouts', 'handicap starts', 'sandbagging', yes, it's not easy racing by any stretch of the imagination."... "We're going to have to work hard to beat those ghouls who've been bracket racing with electronics for most of their drag racing afterlife!" Fred exclaims "Sebastian is going to have to take his practice tree out of the closet and make sure his reaction time chops are tight! Those bracket ghouls cut sinister lights!"... "Yes, I know, Fred." says Sebastian "I'll spend some time with my practice tree."... "So it's all set??" blurts Maria "After our tea and coffee break, we'll get started on putting together our electronics bracket racing operation??"... "I believe so." replies Larry Lamb as he accidentally dunks his Lorna Doone cookie for too long and is breaks off into mush, falling into his tea cup, "Darn it! I just over-dunked my Lorna Doone cookie!"... Maria giggles at Larry and says "I've done that before. No big deal. We've got a whole cabinet of Lorna Doone cookies, boss."... "Well, I'm thankful for that!" says Larry with a woolly grin... Everyone breaks into a chuckle and chills out knowing that the task they're soon about to embark on is going to be a heaping handful of effort and labor intensive grunt work...

 

Yes, my dear friends, this is the mysterious mind-bending-hereafter rebirth, and puzzling parallel universe relocation of the bewildering being, energy, and entity we call THE PHANTOM RACER... Well, we hope all our gang enjoy their tea, coffee, and "chill time" cookie break, because it appears that their ambition to go electronics bracket racing, where they'll be competing against some of most seasoned ghoulish gambler racers in all the universes isn't going to be an easy walk in the park.  Fred The Wrench was originally vehemently opposed to the idea, but now that he realizes that it's the only way they can teach the gambler ghouls a lesson, he's on board with the idea. It looks like our crew of do-gooders are up for a challenge!!!! WHAT THE HECK IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT?!?!?... What's in store for our drag racing paranormal dream team as they continue to embark on unpredictable drag racing adventures throughout the parallel universes??... Can they all hold it together and successfully champion the powers of good??... Or will they fall victim to evil entities they cannot control???... These are just a few of the mind-twisting questions to be answered in future action-packed episodes of TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER!!... There's more paranormal mystical and maniacal drag race mayhem coming your way!!... You definitely do not want to miss it...

Stay tuned next Wednesday for a new chapter of the serial paranormal drama series we call TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... Be sure that YOU follow the story of Sebastian Conrad... Bookmark this page and BE HERE every Wednesday!!... You can read prior episodes of TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER by simply clicking on the 'DOC'S BLOG' link that's conveniently located atop this page, and then scrolling to her Wednesday blog installments (because this series is published here each and every Wednesday). All characters appearing in this series are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER story and imagery are copyright 2017 DRAG RACING UNDERGROUND.