TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... RELAX AND UNWIND TIME TURNS INTO "HEATED DEBATE OVER DRAG RACING ELECTRONICS" TIME?!?......


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Break the conventional chains which bind you to the belief that the only things in this world that exist are those we're able to touch and see in daylight. Ever heard of quantum physics?- Many credible physicists and scientists from the world's most prestigious of learning institutions now believe that parallel universes exist all around us-- We are likely surrounded by spectacular space, time, energy, and matter anomalies that boggle the brain, proving that what was once thought to be fantasy and fiction, can now be believed as truth and fathomable fact...  We offer you a slice of hard science, combined with sporadic sprinklings of paranormal phenomena, as we here at Drag Racing Underground, proudly present to you... TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... Step out of the narrow-minded mist that encircles those who wear their stagnate skepticism like an outdated peach-colored leisure suit, and allow yourself the freedom to follow the adventures of drag racing's infinite and most indestructible spirit of the afterlife... Pull up a chair, toss your inhibitions aside, and ride along with one Sebastian Conrad, strong spirited eternal speed freak extraordinaire. 


Last week's episode told of how our favorite metaphysical/afterlife drag racing dream team were back at home base after successfully completing yet another covert celestial assignment for the Heavenly Drag Racing Association. They  were able to rid their abode of a sinister shadowy figure, that was a stowaway inside the crate of a mailorder engine that arrived while they were away on assignment. It was the darkside's attempt to take possession of top-secret sensitive intelligence reports from Larry Lamb's administration desk... Fortunately Sebastian managed to get the ghoul re-crated and teleported to central booking at the Heavenly Drag Racing Association. After the darkside intruder crisis was finally over, Maria sighed with relief, gaining her composure, "What do you say we all do tea and coffee and try to unwind?"... Fred The Wrench wiped his brow and blurted  "I'm exhausted from fighting the low-lifes of the afterlife!!"... Sebastian chimed "We'll all feel better after we decompress our rattled senses."... "I'm sure ready for relaxation!!" squawked Peter The Parrot... "Let's open up a fresh box of Lorna Doone cookies and engage in some pleasant discussion and reflection." adds the distinguished sounding Larry Lamb... "I'M DOWNRIGHT POOPED OUT!!" squawked Peter The Parrot... Everyone shared a collective laugh at Peter's candid remark, and assembled together in a heartfelt group hug. Everyone's thankful to be back home and seemingly secure...

Our group are now in the kitchen area. All are seated with the exception of Maria, she's at the counter brewing her signature celestial tea and a black coffee for Fred... Sebastian speaks "We've been going through such trying times lately in our quest to bring civility in the face of the darkside's tormenting efforts of evil."... Larry Lamb dispenses his universally keen wisdom "Just like in the mortal world, the afterlife still maintains a struggle between the forces of good and evil. It can be a most tiring fight to endure. I'm so proud of all of you for never wavering in our mission of do-gooder drag racing civility enforcement. You've all proven to me time and time again that your dedication to fighting the good fight and upholding justice, is indeed your sole selfless enduring goal of their drag racing afterlife."... "Aw, shucks, boss." blurts Fred The Wrench "It's your leadership, Larry, that makes the rest of us able to stay on the right track."... Maria then asks  "Isn't it almost time for you to submit our yearly performance evaluations to the Heavenly Drag Racing Association's personnel office, Larry?"... "Why, yes, Maria." responds Larry, "And I am aware that you've put in a formal request to start doing some driving on the drag strip."... "Do you think I'll get a crack at it anytime soon?" inquires Maria... "Well," Larry answers "I assure to that I will include a note in your evaluation report that states my belief, that you deserve the opportunity to attempt the driving side of afterlife drag racing."... "Thanks, boss!!" says Maria with a smile...

"What about my request??" squawks Peter The Parrot... "What request was that?" replies Larry... "I put in a request with the administration that we try building a bracket car with lots of those newfangled electronics!!" Peter squawks back "It's time for us to try racing and beating those big dollar bracket gambler ghouls with their rides stuffed with electronic boxes and gizmos!!"... "NOW WAIT ONE GOSH DARN MINUTE!!" interjects a visibly unsettled Fred The Wrench "I AINT'S GOT NO WANTIN' WHATSOEVER TO BUILD A CAR WITH ELECTRONIC RACING BOXES AND GIZMOS!!"... "Ahhh, you're stuck in your own private time tunnel, Fred!" squawks Peter The Parrot "You need to get with it, Fred! Electronics is a big part of the current racing scene!"... "Okay, fellows." Larry The Lamb says "No need for anyone to get riled up. Let's drop this issue momentarily and enjoy a stress reducing break."... "Hmmm" sounds a skeptical sounding Maria "When the boss tells us to drop an issue, that usually means it's a red hot button of discussion."... Sebastian chuckles at Maria's assessment and adds "Yeah, I've seen Fred and Peter arguing about electronics and drag racing a lot lately, especially when they're working together in the shop."... Fred blurts "Peter's really pushing the idea of us going electronics racing, and  that's got me spending sleepless nights, 'cause I ain't interested at all in putting little blinking boxes and wired gadgets in our cars to go racing!!"... "GET WITH THE TIMES, FRED!!" squawks Peter The Parrot "YOUR OLD FART RACING WAYS NEED A MAKEOVER!!"... "A MAKEOVER?!?" yells back an agitated Fred The Wrench "WHAT KIND OF WHIPPER SNAPPER BIRD BABBLE IS THAT?!?!"... "Gentlemen, gentlemen," interjects Larry Lamb "Take a deep breath and have a Lorna Doone cookie."... A borderline defiant Fred The Wrench stomps his boots "WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, BOSS, UH, I CAN'TS RELAX UNTIL YOU PROMISE ME THAT WE AINT'S GOIN' ELECTRONICS DRAG RACING-- I DON'TS WANT TO DO IT-- I'M FROM A TIME WHEN DRIVERS RACED FROM THE SEAT OF THEIR PANTS!!!!"

 

Yes, my dear friends, this is the mysterious mind-bending-hereafter rebirth, and puzzling parallel universe relocation of the bewildering being, energy, and entity we call THE PHANTOM RACER... Well, what was supposed to be time to "chill" (as the kids would say) for our exhausted crew, has instead exploded into a fiery debate over whether or not to go electronics drag racing. While Peter The Parrot has apparently put in a formal request with the HDRA to explore the possibilities of electronics racing for our group, Fred The Wrench is vehemently opposed to the idea!! We haven't seen this contentious of a debate between Fred and Peter in many moons!!! How will this matter get settled?!?! WHAT THE HECK IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT?!?!?... What's in store for our drag racing paranormal dream team as they continue to embark on unpredictable drag racing adventures throughout the parallel universes??... Can they all hold it together and successfully champion the powers of good??... Or will they fall victim to evil entities they cannot control???... These are just a few of the mind-twisting questions to be answered in future action-packed episodes of TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER!!... There's more paranormal mystical and maniacal drag race mayhem coming your way!!... You definitely do not want to miss it...

Stay tuned next Wednesday for a new chapter of the serial paranormal drama series we call TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER... Be sure that YOU follow the story of Sebastian Conrad... Bookmark this page and BE HERE every Wednesday!!... You can read prior episodes of TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER by simply clicking on the 'DOC'S BLOG' link that's conveniently located atop this page, and then scrolling to her Wednesday blog installments (because this series is published here each and every Wednesday). All characters appearing in this series are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. TALES OF THE PHANTOM RACER story and imagery are copyright 2017 DRAG RACING UNDERGROUND.